Slugs, Bugs 'N Drugs

Slugs, Bugs 'N Drugs is a term coined by Representative Thom K Henson regarding the dumping of slugs and bugs over Minnesota and the large donation of common drugs to US pharmacies.

Events
After the I-35 Bridge Collapse outside of Minneapolis, Minnesota, Thom K Henson spent eighteen hours a day for four days investigating the incident. After releasing his final report, Henson flew an Airbus A330-900neo to Sydney Australia instead of his intended destination of Raleigh-Durham International Airport in North Carolina, mistaking the Pacific Ocean for the Great Lakes.

While in Australia, Henson purchased over three thousand packets of various assortments of tea; two thousand bottles of alcohol and one thousand packets of legal drugs, mainly acetaminophen and ibuprofen. Storing them in LD3 pallets inside the cargo hold of the A330neo, Henson delivered the tea and alcohol to Governor Alina F Hintza of the West and Governor Blake E Villenueve of the Midwest respectfully.

On his second attempt to fly back to Raleigh-Durham, Henson overshot the distance and ended up in South Africa. Henson made a large purchase of slugs and bugs, filling up five LD3 cargo pallets before flying back to Minnesota. Two LD3 pallets were delivered to Robert Muelller's house and the rest were dumped onto his property. All drugs were donated to pharmacies around the country.

Henson made a third attempt to fly to Raleigh-Durham the next day, but had to divert to Minneapolis due to the body of Representative Hayes S John hitting the window of his A330neo. After initiating a descent, Henson turned on the windshield wipers, causing Hayes' body to be dragged across the window. Turning it off seconds later, the aircraft landed and Hayes was sent to the hospital. Along the way, a slug was placed in his mouth after he refused to stop talking.